Drinks, Sex, Threesomes?

Sex; the one topic that everyone cringes at, the one topic people refuse to talk about, the one topic where people’s faces get red. Well, not today. I talked to 10 people about their first time and I got the same responses…except for George Hanson.

According to bookofodds.com, by the age of 19, 80% of men and 75% of women have lost their virginity and a man who has engaged in sexual activity for the first time are between the ages of 16 and 17.

George Hanson, a 21-year-old senior was the most intriguing and funny story out of all of the interviews.

“My first time was in high school. I was a senior and 17. We were total assholes. You know the classic cocky and ‘full of themselves’ jocks that think they can do anything,” George shook his head as if he couldn’t believe what he was saying, “Anyway, we loved those dumb American Pie movies. So we copied the pact they made, you know, the one where they would lose their virginity before prom. I know, this story sounds completely made up but I swear this is true,” George shook his head and continued, “My friends and I went to this girl’s house party about a week before prom. It looked exactly like a real life adaption of that scene from ‘Animal House.’ Anyway, we were just chilling, you know having a couple beers and then about two hours into the party, I was completely wasted. Like, couldn’t see straight wasted. That was when I met Jenna McKenzie.”

“What did she look like?”

George took a second to think and then he smiled, “I honestly was so drunk I don’t remember much. She was really pretty though, I’m sure of that. Oh, and she had brown hair. I don’t like blondes.”

“What happened after that?”

“We went upstairs to the girl’s bedroom and we did the deed,” George said laughing, “Oh my gosh Shannen, it was insane. I’m surprised I remember this. So we were in bed together right, and she got on top of me and then when we, you know, got started, she said ‘want to have a threesome?” George laughed, “Mind you, she was completely tanked as well. I just looked at her completely shocked. I mean, this is a man’s dream come true!”

According to cosmopolitan.com, 25% guys are not at all interested in a threesome, while 33% of men say it’s their number one fantasy they wish they could have with their partner while less than 10% of women confirm they’ve ever had a threesome.

“Oh my gosh, what did you do?” I asked couldn’t help but laughing a little bit.

“Are you kidding? I said yes! The fact that I was a virgin went completely out the window at that moment. So, her friend came in, I forget her name but she was hot and when man when we got started…let’s just say it was…interesting.”

“What do you mean?”

“Well,” George said with a scrunched up face, “Jenna wasn’t a virgin and neither was her friend and I, of course didn’t tell her I was one, so they did all of these crazy positions with me and each other.”

“Like what?” I asked in complete amazement that I was getting such a good story after dozens of boring ‘we were so in love’ stories.

“Like, Jenna doing the other girl, fingering, her doing the reverse cowgirl on me, strap on’s were involved, like anything you can imagine, they did. It was a porno but in real life,” George looked blankly at the table, “Holy crap. I was drunk but I’m never going to forget that.”

“Did you ever see them after that?” I asked trying to get over the images in my mind

“Nope,” George answered immediately, “I mean, I passed by them in the hallways at school a couple of times but they didn’t remember me because they were so drunk.”

“Do you wish they did remember you?”

“No way, I had no idea what I was doing with them. I was like a log just lying there. Not like there’s anything wrong with that but still. I didn’t want to hot girls like that to remember me acting like a complete loser.”

“Did this experience scare you away from sex?”

George looked at me funny, “What are you kidding? My first time having sex was with two beautiful girls doing things to each other and then to me. How would that scare me?”

“Well, it’s just a lot to handle the first time you were in bed with somebody.”

“Oh, okay,” George said understanding, “…No.”

I laughed, “Okay, last question do you regret the way it happened?”

George scoffed as he sipped his coffee, “Well, I don’t regret what happened but yes, I do regret the way it happened. We were such dumb asses in high school. I really do wish I did it differently. Your first time is something special and should be treasured and I did it completely wrong and because of peer pressure.  I have a girlfriend now and we’ve been going out since sophomore year and I consider her my first because we have a real connection.”

George Hanson was the one interview that was worth telling because the rest of the 12 students I spoke too had the same story. You know the classic, ‘I didn’t want to have sex until I met the right one’ and that’s completely understandable but doesn’t make for very interesting writing. Thankfully George Hanson, we know that there are crazy sex stories out there that are worth reporting. Who knows what else is out there?

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One Response to Drinks, Sex, Threesomes?

  1. Rosemary Armao says:

    I like zoning in on one person and using dialogue format (though I acknowledge there is no way for me to know if you really did talk to 10 people or if George Hanson is a real person — and not someone you know. I hope that it the case because I’d like to like this.)

    Your questions could use some work. The obvious two missing here are — have you ever surpassed that first experience? And who has he told — his girlfriend?

    Is George Hanson his real name and why do you repeat the full name? You could use other identifiers — like is he a UAlbany student.

    Style and grammar problems — percent is written out in AP style (to prevent confusion with $).. it’s also No. 1 (you have to look at the stylebook at some point in J school) The quotes are all punctuated incorrectly as if it’s one long run-on and this sentence makes no sense : According to bookofodds.com, by the age of 19, 80% of men and 75% of women have lost their virginity and a man who has engaged in sexual activity for the first time are between the ages of 16 and 17. Proofread before posting, please.

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